Tuesday, April 14, 2009

I'll Do Anything to Keep My Heart On!

I promise the bulk of this blog's output won't be saturated with hating on things.  I'm trying to steer clear of going that route.  However, a catchy little phrase caught my attention tonight while I was eating my dinner and watching t.v.  

"He'll Do Anything to Keep His Heart On."  

INCREDIBLE!  Talk about the most pointlessly sexual and ridiculous movie tag line ever.  The trailer was for "Crank High Voltage."  I never paid much attention to the first one.  It seemed to be the movie "Speed," but with a dude instead of a bus.  Apparently they found a way to make a sequel (they found a way with "Speed" also- see below).

I googled "Crank High Voltage" and this is one of the first images I got.

Looks promising.  Random post I know, but I figured I'd share something that gave me a laugh.  Who really gets psyched to see these?  

Here's the plot synopsis:

Hitman Chev Chelios is kidnapped by a mysterious Chinese mobster. Three months later, he wakes up to discover his nearly indestructible heart has been surgically removed and replaced with a battery-operated ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity in order to work.



  1. Hahaha keep up the good work Will, thoroughly enjoying your blog, hopefully get a post done about it along with Down The Dial asap, I'll let you know when it goes up


  2. Haha thanks man, I'd appreciate that. Glad you're enjoying what you read!